In order to set the stage for this installment, it is necessary to paint some background.

LittleBirdie is a friend of TheTramp, and has been for many, many years. She has been on the sidelines watching the decline of my marriage to TheTramp. On this particular day, however, she became an active, and integral, part of this situation.

I was on the road, at a training class for work in NJ, when I got a message from TheTramp, indicating that she was planning on going to...